Wednesday 21 December 2011

The wonkey donkey's top 5 albums of 2011

In keeping with the xmas season being upon us and the end of 2011 draws near I've decided a good post would be my top 5 albums of the year.

So here we go:

1. Bjork - Biophilia
http://bjork.com/

Anyone who knows me well, knows I'm a big bjork fan and have been for a long time. Her latest album is available as an LP but also as an iOS app.

The iOS app allows you to restructure the music through a manner of different mechanisms, and I feel brings a truly interactive experience to the sound. The LP as you'd imagine is just a straightforward album.

The album itself reminds me of a previous album by her entitled homogenic. It makes ever present her interest in music technology and pushing what can be done in a variety of different ways.

Standout tracks for me have to be crystalline, a beautiful plinky track, breaking into a breakcore esque finish, and virus, another fantastic plinky track.


2. Gil Scot Heron and Jamie XX - We're new here
http://www.myspace.com/revolutionwillnotbetelevised

Gil Scott Heron had come back with a fantastic album in the last couple of years, but unfortunately his passing this year will mean we will hear no more from this fantastic, free thinking spoken word artist.

However his last installment "I'm new here" was beautifully re-jigged by Jamie XX into a spacious and uplifting album.

Stand out songs for me have to be  'running' which uses Gil's fantastic vocals alongside a Jamie XX backing track to invoke a true gut feeling from the song, and 'Ill take care of u' again blending the vocals with a fantastically chilled beat and a spine tingling guitar sample.

3. You love her coz she's dead - you love her coz she's dead
http://youlovehercozshesdead.com/

I've actually already written a review of this album, which you can read here

4. the Junk - Problem.Reaction.Solution
http://www.myspace.com/thejunkpunk

Hailing from Brighton, these guys have got a talent for ska punk that shouldn't be ignored. I was introduced to the junk at Boomtown festival in 2010, and download their EP. I've been eagerly awaiting an album and wasn't dissapointed, with only one song being repeated on both EP and first album.

the Junk come with hard hitting lyrics, and balance out all the sounds in the calamity of noise beautifully, easily one of my most sing alongable albums in the car (not that I ever sing in the car obviously).

Stand out songs for me are rise and shine, which balance a bit of scream with some classic ska punk sound and scream your dreams with shows some real anger and makes some good points in the lyrics. This band have a real brit grit feel to them, reminding me a little of citizen fish, a highly recomended album.

5. Machine head - enter the locust
http://machinehead1.com/

Having had some fantastic albums, and some slightly shit albums in the past, over the last 2 albums machine head have had a return to form over the last couple, in addition to this I fucking love machine head. End of.

What you'd expect, teenage turning to middle age angst, shouty lyrics, grinding riffs, a couple of solos, long tracks, a fuck you attitude and a curious inclusion of a childrens choir, which would be my main downfall for this album..... Overall however, pretty fucking awesome. If you dont like machine head you probably wont like this, if you like machine head but haven't heard this then listen to it, if you like machine and have heard this, you'll know what I'm talking about.


Other releases that didnt quite make it into my top 5
Raging Fyah - Judgement day  - Some great new roots reggae from Kingston Jamaica
Ruby my dear - The Gingko EP - French breakcore mentality taking his name from a thelonious monk apparently
The correspondents - What happened to soho? - Another installment from london based kings of electro swing and festival favourites. Really hoping for an album soon!

Tuesday 13 December 2011

My first ever album review - You love her coz she's dead

So once again, here's me trying to make some use of my blog for once. I've decided I'm a massive music fan so its a shame for me not to do reviews etc, so I though I'd give it a bash.

The last album I bought is called 'You love her coz she's dead' by You love her coz she's dead. Imaginative. (for reference Ill be calling them ylhcsd from now on in, and that also suffices in a google search).

So you may cry, who is this obscure band who goes by the acronym of a strange sentence? Well a couple of years ago I came across a band called the crystal castles (infact it may be nearly 4 years ago now), and over time developed a taste for their angry bit sound, its certainly no atari teenage riot digital hardcore type stuff, but certainly got some beautiful written sounds juxtaposed against some angry fucking noises. Introducing their second album to my freinds the crystal castles became know as '8am ear chocolate' because their second album felt a little bit more finished but certainly not as upbeat and pissed off.

Never satisfied with my taste in music I tried to investigate a few more bit pop bands, there were some hits (anamanaguchi, slagmalsklubben) and some misses. However that year I saw a band purely by chance called Kap bambino at glastonbury, they were amazing live and I wanted to hear some more music like them. After furiously searching the internet I came across the obscure ylhcsd, who had had track on some Kitsune Maison compilation albums, and had just released an EP called inner city angst.

Inner city angst was interesting, it was clearly made by a band who had a talent, but as with most bands the tracks weren't quite finished enough to be album worthy. However they were exciting, used noise that I like, and I could imagine them live.

So fast forward a couple of years, here's me scouring the internet to see what album releases I'd missed this year and completely by chance I come across this album. I had a listen to the itunes preview, bought it and was certainly not dissappointed for my £7.99 I paid for it.

From the start if you like this kind of music, its an exciting listen, and there's quite a few noteworthy tracks. I will say that its not the longest of albums, and the tempo is pretty standard throughout the album (as is per usual with crossover/bit bands), but its more than made up by the warps, booms and glitches throughout.

As far as noteworthy tracks go I'll mentioned my favourite 3:
Mud (feat sucker twin) - Well I'm not sure whether the 140 bpm dubstep feel is from sucker twin (who ive not managed to find any information about online), or ylhcsd having a bash at something a bit more bass driven, but I must say I love this track. Its got a pretty nasty, but still smooth bassline, with some nice stutters on the vocals and a very playful little tune over the top. I would certainly try and drop this into the right type of dubstep set, although I'm not convinced how well it would go past your traditional dubstepper (not well at all I'd imagine). Overall definately my favourite tune on the album, and certainly one that I could imagine drawing a few more listeners in.


Pull out the nails - An odd tune, but another standout one for me, a more traditional tempo for 'bit' but with a very playful overtone one what I'd call the 'screamer' sounds, and then with a drop to smash you in the chops a little bit, this would certainly be a good one live.



Leap of desire II - This is a track of many motions, what I think is meant to be a reprise of the first song of the album. We start off with an intro that feels a bit like a moment out of 90's trance euphoria, whilst some might hate it, ive got not problem with that, it then flows along nicely like I'd expect until 1.45 ish, then it takes a twist for the nastier (the way it should be), the kicks get a bit harder and everything else a bit more dischordant, personally I think its a true skill when you can do that in music, but still keep it balanced, but there'll always be some that cant see past a slightly irregular beat.



So in summary for this album, probably not to everyones taste, but I'm giving it a big thumbs up for a debut album, a bit like the crystal castles, but not as pretentious, a bit like kap bambino, but with added oomph and a bit more of a kick in the head. I've been left craving to see ylhcsd live, and wanting to blast it out on the biggest soundsystem I can find. So I'll be giving this one an 8/10.  

Thursday 22 September 2011

Russia in colour a century ago

The last post just reminded me of some images I came across a while ago shot by Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii who was commissioned by Tsar Nicholas II to undertake a photographic survery of the Russian Empire.

As the intro on the website says, these images are pretty amazing considering they were taken before WWI even started.

Link here

I found this on the boston.com.

Fantastic colour photos from WW2

Anyone who knows me is well aware photography is my first love, music my second and technology my third. So I've decided to try and post interesting links up relating to stuff I find on the internet.

Anyway here's a few links to some colour images from the US home front in the 2nd world war.
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/08/world-war-ii-the-american-home-front-in-color/100122/

Black and whites of women at war
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/world-war-ii-women-at-war/100145/

some black and whites from the british home front
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/07/world-war-ii-the-battle-of-britain/100102/

Thanks to editor and minnie the minx on U75 for the links

Friday 9 September 2011

Building your own portable soundsystem

Before I start I should really say many many thanks to fractionMan of urban75, without his patient guidance, instructions and explanation I wouldnt have known what to source to build this or where to start.

I was prompted to have a go at building this soundsystem after spending a weekend away with a freind who had a blockrocker portable PA. I decided I must have one, but after discovering they were £130 decided it was a bit rich for me. Luckily I came across a thread on urban75 entitled 'The building your own portable soundsystem thread' and thats what kick started me.

What I used:

1. 2 X Soundlab 6.5" full range speakers (50 Watts) - About £10 each
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2. A Lepai TA2020 class T amp - About £20
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3. A 12V 6800 mAh Rechargable li-ion  (comes with recharge plug but needs a US adapter, also comes with correct cable for to plug straight into the amp)
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4. A case, these should be quite sturdy, and some depth with also benefit the sound, I was donated a record flight case that measure 12x12x9, so unfortunately I couldnt fit both speakers on one side, so I decided to have them on opposite sides. Flight case donate by DJ Rerun - but you can pick something similar up for about £20 on ebay ;)

This is the case I used with the speakers already installed





5. Nuts and bolts (8), Speaker cable and connection spades - Picked these up from halfords for next to nothing.

Connection spades:

Nuts & Bolts:


Speaker wire:




Prepare the electrics
So the first thing to do was to wire everything up and make sure I had no faulty equipment. This was straight forward enough, if you've ever wired up a car or home stereo, its exactly the same.

1. Run the battery cable to the amp

2. Wire speakers to amp using cable and spades (chose spades instead of solder to make it easier to swap drives out if they get damaged) - This amp can actually run up to 4 of these speakers if you wire them in a paralell configuration, I am just running to, so stuck with a standard wiring configuation.

3. Plug in a headphone to phono cable to the amp, attach an mp3 player, fire it all up and make sure it works (at this point there'll be no bass, because the drives are not held in a structure, its the box that helps provide the low end frequency).

Installing the speakers in the box
As I dont really have any power tools I took this to work to do, it was quite straight forward. If you are planning on using an aluminium flight case make sure you have metal blades and drill bits. My case is hardboard with a foil coating on (to make it look metal).

1. Place speakers face down on side of box where you want them to sit, and draw around the outside. I then drew an inner circle 1 cm in from the original circle, this is because the speakers have a lip where the bolts go to hold them in place.

2. Drill a hole big enough to fit a jigsaw blade just on the inside of the inner circle

3. Use drilled hole as starting point to cut out speaker hole.

4. Repeat on the other side.

5. Put speakers in place and drill correct size holes for the bolts.

6. Bolt speakers in.



Installing final electrics

This is very straight forward, you basically wire everything up the same, the difference this time is that as I go I Stuck the amp and battery to the inside with velcro, this makes the amp easy to remove if i decide not to use this system any more, and also makes the battery easy to remove for recharging.

And voila, one finished soundsystem, take it in the garden and piss your neighbours off.


I am planning on making some additions to this set up, i have a bluetooh receiver for audio i want to try and install, so i can play music wirelessly from my iphone. I also want to drill a hole so i can pass a cable out to plug into dj equipment. Ill add info to this blog when its done.

Update: Bluetooth headset working, Im just using a Jabra BT3030 dog tag bluetooth receiver on the end of the input cable.

Video of the beast running......

Tuesday 5 April 2011

Technological advancement, mindsharing, Infoanarchism and how it may affect the political landscape.

So I seemed to have got involved in a discussion about recent changes in political culture, some people saying that they do see a change in political culture, and some people saying absolutely not, we then moved onto why there seemed to be a changed in political culture, and I suggested that it was due to the idea of mindsharing, technological advancements and most particularly infoanarchism.

Mindshares
At this point maybe I think its best I give a rundown of what I mean by the 2 terms I'm throwing about here, as to some they may seem a little odd. The chances are if you've used the web you've used an info anarchist site, or a mindshare, or both, and many people regularly use them on a daily basis and they've infiltrated silently into your life. Beginning with the concept of a 'mindshare', the term basically refers to social network plaforms, the term is coined (in my view) because it enables you to put whats on your mind out in public, and enables you to influence others, in the same respect other people can put whats on their mind and influence you, a prime example is something like facebook, myspace etc, somewhere where you can communicate and share ideas.

Infoanarchism
Now infoanarchist theory is an interesting one, it doesn't relate to a 'movement' in the way that you use a term like 'anarchist', instead it relates more to a principle of anonymous information sharing, according to wikipedia the term was first coined in an TIME magazine article about Ian Clarke, who took lead role in designing Freenet, which was an early anonymous information sharing resource. So looking at how this has developed over the period of time since freenet was first launched, what types of infoanarchy sites do we have today? Well the first and probably the most newsworthy is wikileaks, a site where anyone can submit information regardless of how secret its meant to be, also the copycat sites that opened in the wake of wikileaks (balkanleaks, indoleaks, openleaks...... just to name a few). Another thing that comes under the umbrella of infoanarchism is the rejection of the principle of copyright (something I have to say I am not in favour of), however if you use P2P sharing, then chances are you are undertaking activities relating to the infoanarchist principles.

So how does all this affect the political landscape
Well this part basically works on my assumption (and I think its an assumption that many people would take if they thought about it) that a democratic government is by principle always at the will of the general consensus of the majority (the public). So how does technology become involved in the empowerment of people? Well I think its safe to say that one of the most drastic changes to our world in the last half century, was the invention of a protocol and microchips that allowed data to be transferred by copper wiring, starting with 0's and 1's, moving onto letters and characters and eventually onto multimedia (where we are today) and its undisputable that the whole process is much much faster than it was when first invented. This is important because we no longer had to discuss politics as a conversation with the right person at the right time, nor did we have to arrange to meet an organisation who shared similar views as us, but we could read and write our views 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and as long as there was no problems with the server it was held on, then it would remain there for others to see, and for others to comment on.

This is where social media comes in, social media does a number of things, firstly it lets us communicate, secondly it brings us together under the interests and thoughts that we share. Research into internet usage and its reltionship to advertising clearly shows that infact we dont actually interact online according to our demographic values, but we actually interact online based on our shared interests, regardless of gender, ages, ethnicity, because those things need to be visible to be realised, where as text will always come without the inihibitions that we have in real life. So the obvious point to make here is that we actually unknowingly influence each other with our political values when we post that BBC link on facebook.

Now lets be clear, I'm not saying this era of political dissent is something new, we had strikes, marches, direct action all through the past centuries, however in the period before the internet these were organised by unions, organisations and small groups, brought together more by the environment that they shared , where you'd have to organise a meeting, build consensus before even considering the action, and even then you'd still be combatting the media who would edit a story to put their particular spin or agenda to it.

So theory is all very well, but what does this mean in 'real' terms?
Well in real terms I guess that these technological principles have actually filled a void that was left behind after the devolution of our heavy industries and the communities that went with them. For a long period of time England had a massive heavy industry, and with any huge workforce there would be a union campaigning in the interests of the workers that subscribed to it. Whilst we still have unions, with the lack of heavy industries, in the modern age unions seem to support 'professions', so whilst the unions campaign for fairer deals in our professions we have time to read and formulate opinion, then I can share it with others. For example, I see something on wikileaks, I post it to facebook so my friends see it, they start commenting and we discuss it, whilst this is going on Ill search for a group who oppose this kind of thing, find out what they're doing, then post that on facebook for other people to see. Whilst the technology hasnt actually changed what we're doing, it has drastically altered the accessibility of information (regardless of whether its reported in the news, or whether its in a pure unfiltered form on a site like wikileaks), it has sped up how fast the information travels, we see video from protests here and abroad in nearly realtime, we can comment, and those who need to can quickly recruit, plan and re-organise. In short the technological aspects of what I'm talking about have essentially made self empowerment a fast, free, easy process, and enables us to do this outside the environ limitations we faced in the past.

So what does this mean for the future?
This I think is the complicated part, the two sides to the story I think are that developments like this will either unify or fragment society, we'll either come together as a few big masses possibly standing for different things, but strong in our numbers, or lots of fragmented groups standing for a multitude of different things (in some respects almost causing a more anarchic way of life). The most important thing to remember is that you have the power of free speech, you have the ability to share that with others worldwide, you are able to contribute to the future of information sharing and politics, and that politicians ought to be aware that the information generation will and can make decisions for themselves and will always be stronger than the governments trying to temper them.

Thursday 31 March 2011

Here's a copy of my little rant about the misrepresentation of the 'Black Bloc' at the TUC demo on 26/3/11

I'd been wanting to write about this for a while but when I stumbled across (via Urban75) an atrocious piece of journalism on the guardian I decided to have a little blurch in the comments.

I've decided to copy it here before it gets lost into the ether of a wealth of sensible and ridiculous comments on the guardians database.

Well I'm glad to see so many comments from who literally have no clue about what this type of protest is.
By the very fact that people have to ask whether the 'Black bloc' was anarchist, really shows the level of naivety of some people commenting making social commentary in the media. The flags give it away, different flags for different organisations. This isnt some kind of political movement, its a group of people (with different polictical beliefs) who've had enough of tax evasion by big businesses, money laundering and expenses scandals in government, a tory government who have achieved nothing but lifted the ladder of accessible HE behind them and are now turning their attention to devastating pretty much the only institution that this country has to be proud of, the public services. They are asking for change, not looking to bring down the state, they want proper openess and transparency in the government, accessible and sound public services and for corporations to pay their fair share of taxes.
Vandalism is the voice of the unheard, why are they unheard? Because when 450,000 thousand march in protests at public service cuts and seculirastion of the british society they were ignored, when millions marched against the invasions of middle eastern countries they were ignored. Government has no interest in popular concensus, they're merely interested in lining their own pockets and protecting their investments whilst the people down on their luck watch from the other side of the road.



Anyway you can find the original article here (it verges on laughable).
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/mar/31/black-bloc-anti-cuts-protest

Wednesday 23 March 2011

Jamie olivers dream school

Came across an old forum post I wrote about the first episode of this, I thought it may be of some interest here so I copied over...... Make of it what you will.

I watched this and thought it was quite interesting. The problem that David Starkey had is that he would have been taught in a day when throwing around insults like that by the teachers would have been acceptable, if a student had answered back they'd have probably been caned, unfortunately this doesnt really promote respect for differences in the community, and Starkey was a prime example of that. If I'd have said anything like that to my students then I'd expect to be in for a disciplinary by the end of the week.

Callow was interesting, he took a genuinely nice approach to the students, which they responded well to to begin with, however you can see he started struggling as different students lost interest etc...... I noticed in the previews it looks like he has a shout at them at some point, which of course they wont respond to.

I liked rolf's approach too, he's quite good humoured and doesnt really have any fear, but what he pointed out, and i think is probably true of schooling in general is the class was too big to pay each and every student enough attention in the time allowed.

That professor was ace, full on kill or cure technique there, the ones that stayed, fascinated and will be talking about that for weeks, the ones that didnt, shocked, and will be talking about that for weeks...... whichever way you look at it job done...... I loved the fact they just suddenly cut to him with a rotary saw cutting a pig in half with all their shocked faces in the background.

Ellen was always going to have a reasonably easy time, taking a small group of students out to do something that most likely they've never done before, is probably well out of their comfort zone, and she did it well by not insisting on doing all the helming etc, making cups of tea and dinner for them. I've got upmost respect for that woman, and this completely re-affirmed that.

I think the key points that could be taken from this is what can be done when you give people the resources and the freedom they need to teach they can do a good job, however in Starkey's case he probably took the wrong tact, and it flew back in his face a bit, but as was mentioned in it, he's an old school bloke who has probably only ever given guest speeches in university. But we'll never be able to do that in schools because there is not enough funding, and teachers aren't allowed to be properly inventive because their accountable to the numerous piece of paperwork to constantly fill in showing that students have acheived the measurable targets. In short it really isnt the students failing themselves, its the system that fails the schools and doesnt allow them to do what they need to do.

One thing that I think is going to be problematic for most of them is that technology has basically bred kids to multitask, and people who embraced technology etc have picked up that skill too, this is something I dont think will have been picked up by 'teachers' yet, but at the same time. The other point is about someone mentioning on the thread earlier about the students having computers/phones etc, they'll be there voluntarily, they're all over 16, you cant confiscate items like you can at shools, and tbh all confiscation will do is make them find more inventive ways of concealing what they're doing, and I think Jamie Oliver and the head realise that.

I dont know if anyone remembers a program featuring a teacher called Phil Beadle, but I thought his approach could really bring a lot to the classroom, however we still end up stuck with this out of date system which really does no-one any favours.

If we had a system of training teachers that literally that basically outlined what they need to do to maintain professionalism, how to do their paperwork and then let them get on with what they wanted to do for a few months, and if it was clear they were idiots get rid of them, and if not let them stay, I seriously think long term we'd have much better success rates in schools. I think thats what this program will actually end up commenting on the most, the idea that restricting the curriculum in order to bring it into line with every other school in the country is actually failing about 50% of the students who are attending school.


Anyway here's David starkeys guide to burning a heretic
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Monday 21 March 2011

Tuesday 15 March 2011

The death of anonymity, the birth of the media zombie.

I'm not going to lie, the internet completely fascinates me, as do human relationships, and luckily for me those two things seem well and truly intertwined.

Andy Warhol was claimed "In the future everyone will have their 15 minutes of fame", in all honesty judging by youtube most people are pretty chuffed with 30 seconds of pixelated fame, but in our desperate bid for our 30 seconds of fame, what are we sacrificing and do people really understand it?

I have to be honest, and say that I truly think I've lived in one of the most exciting eras in regards to technology, in my lifetime there's been the birth of html, the introduction of media on the internet, the touchscreen phone and now I'm at a point where I have 3 seperate media devices in my living room alone, all of which have internet connections. Schools are encouraging teachers to put learning documents online (although I can name a few reasons why I think uptake is slow) and we can check into a flight without even being at the airport.

All of those things are brilliant, they improve the way I interact with media, they make it easily available at any point, and if I want to I can reliably show my freind a cat sticking its head under a tap for a shower (or two girls one cup) whilst in the pub. We put contact information up, we put our interests up, all for friends to see, but what I've noticed is that so many people dont realise that information on the internet is in the public domain, whilst great for our freinds, its also great for advertisers, it means they can specifically target their ads to us, companies can profit by selling our details, our websearches can be analysed, we can be profiled by companies and by our rulers.

So how do the teenagers of today face this, well clearly they accept it, facebook is the new mobile phone, it tells you everything you need to know about most people you'd want to know about, in the nineties people walked around with a big black piece of plastic to their ears, in the noughties every looks at the device in their hands, eye contact is almost no existent in public places, but that doesnt matter because our favourite song is being streamed right from the internet and into our ears, as it is with the person standing next to us, and the one standing next to them........ Get the picture of what I'm saying.

At first we had the ability to control the information age, now we've given up those rights to enter into contracts with companies in different countries with never read, who take every detail of our online lives and puts it up for retail, whilst regurgitated attempts at retro music and films get force onto our screens and into our heads. People dont need to learn things anymore, because there's a million people who know it, or have experienced it at their fingertips on call 24 hours a day to answer the questions that your mum and dad wont.

So lets give it up for ourselves now, the generation that gave away our freedoms for convenience. HUZZAH! [/toff]

"Maybe if we ignore them, they'll fuck off"

So, tis quiet at work, and I feel like a moan about something I think is wrong, and Westminster Council are acting like animals on this.

I dont know if anyone else has read about Westminster councils plans to basically ban homeless people in the Westminster piazza, but they're in the process of proposing some bye laws which will make it illegal to lie down, or place anything that could be considered as 'bedding' on the floor in a public place. However the same by-law also goes on to state that it will be illegal to be given, or to give free refreshments out to any person in a public place........ Of course there are exceptions, places with licenses can, if your taking part in a sporting event its fine, marketing- Unsruprisingly no problems there either, and of course the council can do what ever they want to.

So essentially is this by-law outlawing homelessness in Westminster? Yes.

Anyway, if this grinds your gears, the good news is there some kind of protest if you're interested..... here

And if you're so inclined you can view the draft of the by-law here.

First blog

Well, I've been thinking about starting a blog for a while, Im keen on writing, opinionated and like a good chat (well to chat at someone)..... so now's the time to give it a bash. Don't expect much coherency, I type as I think, good when you want to fill a page, not so good when you're writing a dissertation.

Im not really sure what I'll talk about here, I dont do a huge amount, I like technology (unfortunately I am a bit of a mac fanboy), festivals, music, photography, and quirkiness, that really is about it, my day to day job is working as a teacher/technician in 2 colleges, one I hate, 1 I quite enjoy....... I wont name names, because regardless of how much I enjoy/hate one or the other, I'd still like a job at the end of the day, and I'm sure there's probably a clause in the contract I've never read, and the employer ignores at suitable occasions to have me out of the door on my arse.

So what to talk about currently? Well I suppose we could start with the Tories....... animals intent on sucking the lifeblood of community from the UK public. Then we've got the Japanese tsunami, which some americans seem to think is God's payback for pearl harbour, which is brilliant considering the Japanese religion is shinto, and if the non-existent god is going to be pissed off at anyone I'm sure it's more likely to be the nation that decided essentially to test the first nuclear bomb on human subjects, sparking an arms race that led the world to the standpoint of a nuclear holocaust for 20/30 odd years.

What else is going on then, well I've just watched the 'Any Human Heart' series..... twice. I loved it, and it really did give me a of a change on outlook of life, so I'm now going to read the book. I also watched 'A Serbian Film' the other day, quite possibly one of the most degraded disgusting things to ever be committed to film, but it still makes me want to lead a little experiement of feeding men viagra before making them watch it, and seeing just how guilty they feel about their non collapsing trouser pole at various points throughout the film.

Anyhow it now appears to be lunchtime, so I'll be departing for my standard tuesday crispy bacon, avocado and brie baguette.

On which note I'll leave you with these charming facebook statuses (Courtesy of U75), I suppose the idea of 'forgive and forget' hasn't quite been instilled in these American folk yet.